Sorrows of Werther, by William Makepeace Thackeray (1811-1863)

After Charles Dickens, Thackery was the most renowned novelist of the Victorian period. A dab hand at satire, he also had a few neat lyrics, like this one, spoofing the novel of the same name by Goethe:

Werther had a love for Charlotte
Such as word could never utter;
Would you know how first he met her?
She was cutting bread and butter.

Charlotte was a married lady,
And a moral man was Werther,
And for all the wealth of Indies
Would do nothing for to hurt her.

So he sighed and pined and ogled,
And his passion boiled and bubbled,
Till he blew his silly brains out,
And no more by it was troubled.

Charlotte, having seen his body
Borne before her on a shutter,
Like a well-conducted person,
Went on cutting bread and butter.

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